What The Toot!

First of all, I was trying to find material while researching for this article. When I type “tight jeans” into Wikipedia, it leads me to the page of Garment Fetishism! What the TOOT?! Imagine a kid interested in buying a pair of tight jeans for himself, but is concerned about the effect of the jeans being too tight on certain area, finding that on Wikipedia. Just Toot! Damn the person who created that redirect page.

Back to the main topic. Tight jeans is becoming a trend, or shall I say, returning as a fashion trend. According to Askmen.com, “sex, drugs, and rock & roll may explain why men from the 60’s and 70’s wore pants fitted for today’s average 15-year-old girl.” That, I think mainly refer to the rock and roll singers. Then, the tight jeans trend cooled down a while, and was meant and designed specifically for girls. Now, I see a rock band being interview on TV last year saying they bought jeans meant for girls as they want the look.

So, the teenagers and young adults today are influenced by all these rockers who wish to look like them. This is more prevalent in more developed countries, such as in Australia, where the Emo and Punk culture seem to have a certain liking to tight jeans. A Google Image search will reveal to you how ridiculous tight jeans on men might look like, but they are nothing compared to seeing it in person. In person, they are MUCH more ridiculous.

There has been research that suggest that the temperature of the sperm might affect the sex of the baby. It is thought that higher temperature might lead to a female embryo, while a cooler temperature might result in a male embryo. Realising this, jeans company worldwide quickly see how they could make money out of that.

Firstly, they make tight jeans on men a fashion trend again. Not much need to be done except little modification to better suit the male body shape, especially the protruding organ. They could easily do this on their tight jeans meant for female. There are no major investment needed at all.

Since these jeans are pushing against certain area, the sperm that results are more likely to be a female. Thus, in about two to three decades, when these men have their children, they will more likely to be females.

The jeans company and the fashion magazine could cooperate to make the tight jeans especially appealing and desirable on girls all over again, resulting in even more profit since there are now more girls in the population.

In summary, men wear tight jeans because of the plot by the jeans manufacturers’ planning into the future, making more and more money out of tight jeans for men as well as women.

Ingenious idea I tell you!

This is the stuff I thought about and is by no means any representation of the public views, including the jeans manufacturers’. I just wish I could find a reason for them to wear those ridiculous outfit. My apologies go out to the men who wear tight jeans all the time and somehow discover this blog. May your fertility not be affected by your fashion choice.