A major part of Australian economy depends on its exports to China, which includes various minerals and even uranium.
Recently, due to excessive use of water and lack of rainfall, Australia is facing a shortage of water. I have come up with a good way for Australia to solve its water problem once an for all.
Australia can make a deal with China through its mining export. By exporting minerals to China, Australia can demand China to pay for the minerals in the pee all the Chinese produce everyday. Yes, you heard my right, PEE.
There are 1.3 billion people in China, as oppose to the mere 21 million Australian population. This means there are approximately 62 Chinese for each Australian. Let’s assume that on average, the Chinese pee 6 times a day, 300 ml each time, that will be about 111 Litres of pee for each Australian each day! That’s about the standard of a water efficient person.
Alright, I am not trying to tell Australian to drink, cook and bathe with pee. The pee, of course, would be cleaned by RO (reverse osmosis). Rest assure that after the RO process, the water is of high standard and safe to drink and use. It is probably even cleaner than your tap water.
Hopefully, the Australian government will realise that the answer to water shortage lies not in cutting down the usage, but in opening up a new source, and that source is Chinese Pee.
