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Math by Datuk Dr. Teng Hock Nan

Here’s what the Penang Gerakan Chairman, who once were in a race to be the Penang Chief Minister before having their embarrassing asses “whoopped” by the DAP in the 12th General Election, said in a recent news:

Meanwhile, Teng, quoting MIDA’s statistics, said Penang received RM1.67 billion investment as at the third quarter this year.

The number, he said was eight times lower as compared to the investment secured in the corresponding period last year, which was at RM10.15 billion.

THN-Math

To be fair, I think I should use the original figures provided by MIDA available here. I should also point out that the figures are for the months January to August. The last I checked, “as at the third quarter this year” meant from “as at January to September” this year.

The figure for 2008 was RM 10,156,301,413, and the figure as at August 2009 is RM 1,664,533,609. When the numbers are rounded up to the nearest billion with two decimal places, that’s RM 10.16 billion for 2008 and RM 1.66 billion for 2009. How Datuk Dr. Teng got the figures of RM 10.15 billion and RM 1.67 billion is beyond my understanding.

Next, dividing the 2008 figure by 2009 figure, we get 6.1 – which meant as at August 2009, the amount of investment in the field of Manufacturing that the State of Penang received was 6.1 times lower compared to the same period last year. Clearly, 6.1 ≠ 8.

Even if we used the figures by Datuk Dr. Teng, it still doesn’t make sense no matter how you look at it:

10.15 ÷ 1.67 = 6.08

1.67 × 8 = 13.3

10.15÷ 8 = 1.27

So, there you have it. Mathematics according to the former Penang Chief Minister aspirant, Datuk Dr. Teng Hock Nan.

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Stupid news and Members of Parliament

The newspaper in Malaysia is plagued with a lot of stupid and idiotic news recently. At least the situation is not as bad as Fiji, with headlines like “Man gets on bus.” Still, it’s pretty interesting to take a look at the Malaysian side:

Rise up, Malay!

Rise up, Malay!

That news was on the front page of a daily in Malay, Utusan Malaysia, more commonly known as the mouthpiece of UMNO, a political party consist chiefly of racists pretending to be statesmen. If that is not seditious, I do not know what is. The content in there is such nonsense it can come out of a person who has no basic understanding of democracy, parliament, or the Westminster system. Oh wait, they are quoting a Member of Pariah-ment. That made sense.

Ironically, in the print version, the second page shows a news about the Prime Minister saying he’s a Prime Minister for all races.

Next up, a news from a newspaper controlled by another political party in government (as at 2009), commonly very subservient to the aforementioned other political party:

No sex for tour guides

No sex for tour guides

Sure, the safety of women must be taken care of, and tour guides shouldn’t be left out. Putting a blanket ban on tour guides of different sex sharing room, however, is almost as idiotic as the guy who uttered that Malays can form their own government (see above). How is that not a infringement of our personal freedom, rights and liberty?

If female tour guides are open minded enough to stay with their male counterparts in the same room, what’s the problem here? If they are open minded enough to have casual sex with each other, who is Ng Yen Yen to stop that? What if they are having a stable relationship? What if they are husband and wife? The minister should concentrate on improving tourism in our countries instead.

In addition, I’ve been on a lot of tours – little of them have more than one tour guides. If there are, it is usually the case where one tour guide is from the local tour company and the other is the one accompanying the tourist from the home country. If these two tour guides wish to “do their parts” to promote globalisation, why stop them?

Sigh. Only in Malaysia, man. Malaysia Boleh!

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Malaysian Leaders Embracing “Rediculism”

I am a not a supporter of the current administration, BN. That is not to say I am a total supporter of the non-ruling party though. Generally, there are around the same amount of idiots in each camp. However, to make sure I am less biased, I have to read blogs from both sides.

I was looking at Lim Si Pin’s blog:

The normal homepage

The normal homepage

That was how the homepage looked like on Thursday 28 August, 2008. I read the latest post from him and notice something peculiar.

Yea, quite "Rediculous"

Yea, quite "Rediculous"

If you hadn’t noticed that, take a closer look:

Totally Rediculed

Totally Rediculed

I guess Lim Si Pin haven’t read this post of mine, nor this website. No, Si Pin – I will not keep quiet when I see that.

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Extension of Arguments

Warning: Parental guidance and supervision is advised, as content might not be suitable for minors. Updated as I feel that I haven’t bash them enough. I know this is not a political, or even a serious blog per se, but this I gotta comment. One of the reason there has been a lack of updates is because of the 12th Malaysian General Election. The ruling party lost badly, and the opposition is in control of 5 states, including Penang. Five days after the election, this is in one of the local newspaper website: UMNO is now the opposition in Penang state assembly, and that is what they commented. What caught my attention was this

“Since the people have clearly rejected development and made their choice for a change, we will recommend to the federal government to cancel all such projects.”

Right. That has got to be one of the most ridiculous thing that has come out of a a party representative. According to them, because I voted for the opposition, I voted against Gerakan. That is of course entirely true. Next point, because all the development was supposedly brought in by Gerakan, and because I voted for the opposition, by extension of argument, I voted against development. That is akin to saying because one voted for a Barisan Nasional (BN) representative, by extension of argument they voted for UMNO, they voted for Kera Jantan, they voted for the discriminatory policies of the BN-led federal government, they voted for “bocor”, they voted for “tunnel”. If they want to play the “Extension of Arguments” game, let’s do it. Since some of the party member of UMNO are racists, by extension of argument UMNO is racist, BN is racist, and the Prime Minister is racist. Since the BN still lead the federal government, the 51% of the voters who voted for them are racist, and by extension Malaysia is a racist country. Surely arguments cannot be extended that way. Next point, the development the federal government brings to Penang:

  • Second Penang Bridge – I am convinced it will not be delivered on time, and the staggering increase in the price since it was first reported is enough to cause some concern. Last I heard, UEM is part of the engineering team, and UEM is a Government-Linked Company (GLC).
  • “Light Monorail Transit System” – An innovative name, but the period of time from first rumoured to the current non-existent condition of the “Light Monorial Transit System” is also courtesy of the BN-led Federal Government.
  • Penang Outer Ring Road (PORR) – It has been more than 10 years and nothing has come out of it yet. Originally awarded to a company who clearly has no track record on such a mega project, the current situation of PORR is similar to the monorail – non-existent.
  • RapidPenang – A company owned by the government, which provides expensive public transportation in Penang. So expensive, in fact, it is cheaper to drive, as I pointed out.

So, by extension of argument, the federal government is slow and inefficient? (Unfortunately this is perceived by most Malaysian and the world to be true, and even more unfortunately, it is true.)

“Don’t blame us on this.”

Don’t blame you? It is precisely this kind of attitude that led to the demise of your party in Penang and four more states in the country. I am now even more convinced you and your kind are not suitable to lead a state, let alone a country.

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