What is easier to understand than Google Wave?

I was very excited when Google Wave was announced, so excited, in fact I grabbed the 1 hour 20 minutes video of the Google I/O conference from YouTube. Partly because Google Wave has such an ambitious goal of replacing email and online communication, it is quite complicated – Google needs to design the protocol and the software, as if each is not complicated enough on its own.

Google Wave is so complicated that many video has surfaced online to explain what it is, and a lot of them is from Google itself. One of the better, funnier non-Google ones is this:

Yet, there are still a lot of people who find Google Wave hard to understand – which is whyI had a good laugh when I found this parody website. Well, apparently a lot of wisdom can be gained from such a simple site. For example:

Men are easier to understand than Google Wave

Men are easier to understand than Google Wave

Women - definitely not so.

Women - definitely not so.

So is Obama's Nobel Peace Price

Google Wave pwned Obama's Nobel Peace Prize

Considering Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize is not without it’s fair share of online criticism and ridicule, one should perhaps look at one of his ambitious, noble, still-unimplemented initiative – the Healthcare Reform.

Healthcare Reform? Too hard to understand.

Healthcare Reform? Too hard to understand.

It’s interesting to note similar amount and percentage of people find Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize and his Healthcare Reform Bill easier to understand than Google Wave. I suspect these two are the similar group of people, that is to say, people who actually understood the Healthcare Reform Bills more than Google Wave are the people who find it easier to understand why Obama won awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

… coz’ I certainly do not understand.

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How do people find our site?

After a long hiatus, this series is back. This post, however, will just be a short one, serving as a teaser of things to come.

Seriously F-up

Seriously F-up

Let’s see where this visitor came from then:

IP blurred for his sake.

IP blurred for his sake.

The Verizon hostname and the browser language flag should be a dead give away – that is to say, the visitor is an Amerifag (to use his/her choice of language), more commonly known as Americunt (Yes, it’s an Internet lingo). The IP address indicated that the visitor is from a small town in north-eastern United States.

It’s a little ironic that the keyword search landed on a category page for racism, as if his God was trying to lead him there. That should teach him/her a lesson or two about respect, xenophobia, and homosexuality.

More importantly though, I didn’t know one could find this site on the first page of Google Images search results using the keywords “allah is fag”. What that American visitor was trying to find, in Google Images no less, about THAT though,  continues to baffle me.

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Hypocrites from Tanjung Bungah

Firstly, let me make one thing clear: I am a Tanjung Bungah resident. I strongly oppose the stance of Tanjung Bungah Residents’ Association (TBRA) in various issues, and I am supportive of Tanjung Bungah being classified as a Primary Development Corridor, provided that proper planning, including Traffic Impact Assessment (TIA) is done on subsequent projects.

Now that I have that quasi-disclaimer out of the way, time for some background: Originally Tanjung Bungah was zoned as a Secondary Development Corridor in the Penang State Structure Plan. After a lot of SNAFU which I do not want to get into, the area is now classified, uncertain and debatable, in the Primary Development Corridor. In Primary Corridor, the density limit is 30 units/acre, as opposed to 15 unit/acre in Secondary Corridor.

Now my story/rant starts. A few days ago, I saw this on the Chinese daily:

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Essentially, some of the residents from The Cove want to sue the state government in regards to a project on the neighbouring lot, because the project was approved at a density limit of 30 units/acre. That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard, primarily because it shows how hypocritical one can be.

The Cove is like the quintessential high-density high-class condominium that is sprouting in Tanjung Bungah. Regardless of the actual density, the project looked quite cramped, probably because it is. It has 146 units built on 4 blocks. I know, because I checked. In order for it to be under the 15 units/acre limit, the land it was built on has to be 9.73 acre (146 ÷ 15 ≈ 9.73). In reality, the land area is around 5 acre. I know, because I checked. Taken together, that means the density of The Cove is more than 29 units/acre (146 ÷ 5.006 ≈ 29.165). As such, The Cove is just following the trend of the many apartments before it, such as Sri Golden Bay, which also has a density of higher than 15 units/acre.

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My point is, the residents of The Cove are staying in a residential area with a density of 29 units/acre. They are the ones who benefited from the relatively cheap price of the condominium because the developer do not need to adhere to any 15 units/acre density limit in the first place. For them to oppose a neighbouring project because it would have a density more than of 15 units/acre, despite the fact that The Cove itself has a density so close to the new density limit (30 units/acre) the government is inclined towards,  is highly ironic and extremely hypocritical.

Equally so is the aforementioned TBRA, who in this news indicated that they are supportive of the action by the residents of The Cove – the same TBRA who not so long ago were highly critical of The Cove, calling it an “eyesore”. I don’t know – perhaps they have got used to the “eyesore” after years of seeing it.

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Astrology to gain legal recognition in Kelantan.

Kelantan plans to table a bill which will give legal recognition to Astrology. It has been reported by The Star that this bill on Astrology will be used to determine the direction of the Kaabah.

Astrology to gain legal recognition.

Astrology to gain legal recognition.

“The move by the Kelantan government can be seen as a hit in the face to the modern understanding of Astronomy, or even the use of GPS,” said WhatTheToot Advisor on Scientific Affair, Toot.

However, there are others who celebrate the move by the Kelantan government. “It is time Astrology is given the recognition that it deserves. The day the bill is passed is the day of celebration for all Astrology activist!” said WhatTheToot Advisor on Supposed-Crazy-Beliefs, Toot.

It should be noted that WhatTheToot advisors are really the same person. Toot suffers from multi-personality disorder which is a disease which causes many people to say one thing, but act another way.

- Reported by WhatTheToot Mythology Believer, Toot.

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¥1.5 million = RM750 million

I read the Metro North news of TheStar everyday to find local news regarding Penang. Last week I saw something of interest.

Oriental-style city proposed

Oriental-style city proposed

Amidst the good news, however, I found something really really depressing:

¥1.5 million = RM750 million

¥1.5 million = RM750 million

I know the value of the Ringgit is not much, and in fact is gradually decreasing, but I didn’t know it’s at such a fast pace. Apparently, ¥1 is equivalent to RM500 now. At this rate, we are going the way of Zimbabwe.

Seriously though, what is the point of having an editor in a newspaper if such mistake are not apparent to them. Luckily the Chinese daily got the figures right.

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