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Malaysia IS a country?

I can almost imagine what goes on in the minds of people who made those searches:

Hmm.. Malaysia? Vaguely familiar name. Let’s see which country it’s in..
Oh wait.. You mean to tell me Malaysia IS a country?

Seriously? 165,000,000 results for “Malaysia is in which country”?

Also note Malaysia is/is not an Islamic Country

Also note Malaysia is/is not an Islamic state

Also interesting is the Islamic state search results. 3.93 million results for “Malaysia is an Islamic state” versus 1.03 million for “Malaysia is not an Islamic state”. I have less faith in Malaysia now.

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Of Proton Jumbuck

A few days ago while I was watching NCIS, a brief news update flashed on the television during the commercials. As I very much hate the overly-formal,  pseudo-robotic voice of the news presenter, I paid no attention to it. However, I heard her saying that she would be reporting on the “most dangerous car in Australia”. Again, I gave no attention.

It was not until the next news update that my sister alerted me about the label on the car. It spelled “PROTON JUMBUCK” in black bold font, all capitalised, which clearly stand out against the white paint of the test vehicle. Immediately, I went online to search for it and saw all the news.

More importantly, I went to the official ANCAP result for Proton Jumbuck.

ANCAP Jumbuck

One freaking meagre star. Even worst than the Chinese-made Great Wall Motors SA220 or V240, which scored 2 stars.

Luckily, Proton already has plans to phase out the vehicle in Australia. Seeing how close the date of the news was to the date label on the crash text vehicle (20 AUG 09), I can’t help but come up with the conspiracy theory that the the decision is linked to the fact that the vehicle would be undergoing crash test in the next few days.

Back in Malaysia though, none of the media seems to be reporting it. It’s a good thing the car isn’t available in Malaysia. Yet, if the Malaysian-made vehicle scored such appalling figure, what about other passenger vehicles manufactured by Proton? Then, I found this, and this, and finally this. So, it does seem that Proton has a bad rep for making sub-standard, relatively unsafe car.

A NATIONAL car company, which after over 25 years of protectionism from the state, still produces sub-par cars – if that’s not an embarrassment to Malaysia, I don’t know what is.

By the way, the overly-formal pseudo-robotic voice of the reporter with the Proton Jumbuck segment can be watched here:

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Ahmad Said Hamdan – The Top Anti-Graft Buster

Thanks to the Niamah blogger, I finally knew why Malaysia is in the sorry state it is today in terms of corruption. It’s because the Cheif Commissioner of the Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission is this guy:

The Top Anti-Graft Buster - Bernama pic

The Top Anti-Graft Buster - Bernama pic

Still do not get it? Check out this news, or the screenshot below:

The proof

The proof

You see, graft means corruption, while buster means a person who breaks up something. In effect graft buster means one who stops corruption – the work in which ICAC actually do and in which MACC is supposed to do.

“Anti-graft buster”, on the other hand, means completely the opposite – one who stop those who breaks up corruption, or one who bust those who condemn corruption. With a “top anti-graft buster” being the head commissioner, no wonder MACC is in such a sorry state, and corruption is so rampant in Malaysia.

Oh, and by the way, this is the same Ahmad Said Hamdan made famous by the quote of “I can bet with you that it’s something that you will find on most men’s handphones”, in regards to this incident. Obviously, he is made fun of.I do wonder what I can find in HIS handphone.

Oh well, again, only in Malaysia…

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I CAN HAS WEBSITE?

Well, in a truly Malaysia Boleh fashion, Malaysian are greeted today by the news that Rosmah Mansor now has a website. The Malaysian Insider even graced it by putting a screenshot of the website:

Rosmah Website Up

Rosmah Website Up

Immediately, in the back of my mind, this keep popping up for some reason:

Cheezburger lolcat

Cheezburger lolcat

Oh wait, something seems to be wrong. Nothing a little GIMP can’t fix.

Website Lol-person

Website Lol-person

Ah. Much better.

The typical Malaysian humour kicks off in the comment section:

written by Chris Chong, August 04, 2009
Malaysians can now get up close and personal with Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor, the Prime Minister’s wife”

Why would anyone want to do that?

written by Newchief, August 04, 2009
what a joker this is. she should instead be like mahathir’s wife who tries to be out of the lime-light when her husband was on the pm throne. instead, this rosmah wasted no time to publicise her self IN FULL … what a waist we have….HA…HA…HA.

More importantly though, who is she to use the resources from the Prime Minister’s Office? Why should taxpayer pay for her website bandwidth and server cost?

Only in Malaysia…

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Of Racist Comments

This has been in my bookmark folder collecting dust. How a innocent blog post about a YouTube video turned into a racist commentary is beyond me, but take a look at some of the comments.

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Unfortunately, those are just excerpts. There are even more racist content in those comments. The worst, however, has got to be this:

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That was reproduced in whole, and is seriously fucked up. A Google search of the so called secret society revealed that there are at least 148 other instances of this comment appearing, as of today. Worst, all the results seem to show that the content are exactly the same, which means people copy and paste the such brainless comment 148 times on the Internet. Who with a sane mind would do that, I have no idea. Which blog owner in a right mind would approve those comment, or not delete them, is totally incomprehensible to me.

No wonder some people unsheathe their keris. He might be too angry after reading such comment not too long ago, hence the inappropriate behaviour.

P.S.: No, this blog does not condone racism. Yes, this blog likes to make fun of him.

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