What is What the Toot?
What the Toot is just like any other What-the swear phrase. In fact it is a composite swear phrase of all the What-the phrases, including but not limited to What the F***, What the H***, or just What the. Toot, in this case, is a more politically correct substitute for those words at the end, derived from a tune when a censored word is said on the television. Beep, or bleep is commonly in use, as portrayed by the movie “What The Bleep Do We Know?”.
What is Toot?
Since it is a hassle to say What The Toot all the time, we have a shortened version – Toot. We have decided that “toot” was much closer to the actual tone used to censor swear words in television. Toot sounds better and way cooler compared to beep anyway.
We have generated a poorly made tone corresponding to what we think is a good representation of Toot. Click here to listen to the Toot tone.
Why WhatTheToot.com?
WhatTheToot.com started out as a joke when two extremely bored Homo sapiens sapiens had nothing better to do. Gradually, the joke got bigger and ultimately one of us checked the availability of this domain. To our surprises, it’s still available. Thinking that it’s a very good name at the moment, they registered it soon after.
Do you really use What the Toot or Toot?
We personally use them so much we do not even notice when we say them. We would be honoured if you start to take up Tootism and substitute all What-the-related swear phrases with What the Toot, or just Toot!
In what situation should I use What The Toot?
I shall make an example. For example, if you saw “Homo sapiens sapiens” just now and was wondering what is it, you are seriously What The Toot!
Are you in any way affiliated with the “toot: The Arab Blog Network” ?
No. Although we might have some slight similarity in the naming of our website, the name of this website is entirely from our intellectual property, was not in anyway adopted or derived from any other sources, including but not limited to Toot Braunstein. We have sent an email to the people behind itoot.net enquiring about the origin of their name. No reply has been given as this is being written. Thus we consider them our arch enemy.
Isn’t Toot a euphemism for flatulence?
According to Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary, yes. We did not know that when we came up with the name. However, we do think it’s a good association with WhatTheToot! In fact, Toot can be whatever you want it to be, just as long as it retains the original meanin as in the context of What The Toot. Thus, if What The Fart suits you more that the other four lettered F word, join Tootism and use What The Toot!
Who are you?
While we are not comfortable revealing who we are right now, in these days of non-privacy, you can pretty much get to know us from a simple Google Search. Suffice to say (from our post) that we are living in Melbourne and/or Penang.
Should I believe anything you say?
The question isn’t should you – it should be shouldn’t you. Why not? We write from our heart, criticise everyone, and feel happy about it. What’s not to love?