What The Toot!

What else? Of course it's time for anal sex.

I found the above image while wasting my time surfing in Digg. It seriously made me laugh out loud. Some of the comments are equally as funny:

That cracked me up.
Who has anal sex on schedule, really? – GamerGrllz

there are fish involved as well? - Cowboychrissy

I confess..that’s my graffiti. What can I say? It’s what I do @ 2:00 AM…  - angrykeyboarder

On another issue, I still have no idea what the billboard is trying to advertise.

With exam coming in a few week’s time, and shit load of assignments due before the study break, I started to wonder what some people’s been harping about,  study smart, not study hard.  Anybody who knows me would probably agree that I’m a lazy bum who stays in front of the computer too much. So I google “what does it mean by study smart?” and clicked in the first link, to www.studysmartnothard.com.

A quick scroll through the website, (yeah, I’m too lazy to even read all those good advice) and I stumbled upon this:

So may I add, Myth # 6 (or 7, whichever you prefer), you DON’T need to know how to count to make a website, to write a book. Certainly, you don’t need to know how to count to tell other people how to Study Smart, Not Hard!

This has been in my bookmark folder collecting dust. How a innocent blog post about a YouTube video turned into a racist commentary is beyond me, but take a look at some of the comments.

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Unfortunately, those are just excerpts. There are even more racist content in those comments. The worst, however, has got to be this:

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That was reproduced in whole, and is seriously fucked up. A Google search of the so called secret society revealed that there are at least 148 other instances of this comment appearing, as of today. Worst, all the results seem to show that the content are exactly the same, which means people copy and paste the such brainless comment 148 times on the Internet. Who with a sane mind would do that, I have no idea. Which blog owner in a right mind would approve those comment, or not delete them, is totally incomprehensible to me.

No wonder some people unsheathe their keris. He might be too angry after reading such comment not too long ago, hence the inappropriate behaviour.

P.S.: No, this blog does not condone racism. Yes, this blog likes to make fun of him.

The newspaper in Malaysia is plagued with a lot of stupid and idiotic news recently. At least the situation is not as bad as Fiji, with headlines like “Man gets on bus.” Still, it’s pretty interesting to take a look at the Malaysian side:

Rise up, Malay!

That news was on the front page of a daily in Malay, Utusan Malaysia, more commonly known as the mouthpiece of UMNO, a political party consist chiefly of racists pretending to be statesmen. If that is not seditious, I do not know what is. The content in there is such nonsense it can come out of a person who has no basic understanding of democracy, parliament, or the Westminster system. Oh wait, they are quoting a Member of Pariah-ment. That made sense.

Ironically, in the print version, the second page shows a news about the Prime Minister saying he’s a Prime Minister for all races.

Next up, a news from a newspaper controlled by another political party in government (as at 2009), commonly very subservient to the aforementioned other political party:

No sex for tour guides

Sure, the safety of women must be taken care of, and tour guides shouldn’t be left out. Putting a blanket ban on tour guides of different sex sharing room, however, is almost as idiotic as the guy who uttered that Malays can form their own government (see above). How is that not a infringement of our personal freedom, rights and liberty?

If female tour guides are open minded enough to stay with their male counterparts in the same room, what’s the problem here? If they are open minded enough to have casual sex with each other, who is Ng Yen Yen to stop that? What if they are having a stable relationship? What if they are husband and wife? The minister should concentrate on improving tourism in our countries instead.

In addition, I’ve been on a lot of tours – little of them have more than one tour guides. If there are, it is usually the case where one tour guide is from the local tour company and the other is the one accompanying the tourist from the home country. If these two tour guides wish to “do their parts” to promote globalisation, why stop them?

Sigh. Only in Malaysia, man. Malaysia Boleh!

Recently news are all about what our newly appointed Deputy Prime Minister said, and its unintended consequences.

Firstly, there’s the ungrateful comment:

Chinese are ungrateful, not Kingmakers.

You can search through Utusan Malaysia to see what he said in Bahasa Melayu. I am not going to bother. While there are some dissenting views, most of the blogosphere and the opposition are critical of him.

After the uproar, he blames the media – specifically the Chinese newspaper.

Blame the Chinese media

As far as I am concerned, MalaysianInsider was the first one to broke the news according to my trusty Google Reader, not the Chinese media. The Chinese media never even twist his words. I am not even going to comment about what he said, both prior to and after the whole incident, because so many people has already done so.

What I will say is this – That guy is supposed to be our new Deputy Prime Minister? Allah save Malaysia.

He is entitled to his view, however stupid, and I am entitled to mine, however offensive. And my view (to him) is this:

Fuck you, idiot.